Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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