I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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