i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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