my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Come see our sink grown plant.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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