he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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