so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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