Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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