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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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