Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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