scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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