Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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