Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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