STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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