When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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