Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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