ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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