sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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