If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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