please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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