Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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