Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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