Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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