so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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