So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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