We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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