is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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