You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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