So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING