Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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