Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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