I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
