wanna go halves on a baby?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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