walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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