plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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