I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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