he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Found your dick twin last night
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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