You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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