i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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