i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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