This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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