that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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