are you still at the devil's house?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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