Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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