Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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