The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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