Sponge bath it is.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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