and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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