Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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