I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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