Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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