There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
