At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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