Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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