so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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