You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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