Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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