I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
worst night to have a conscience
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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