I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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