how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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