the day after is always just damage control
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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